February 2012
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
i met mine on twitter
i was like “you seem cool let’s have a drink”
and then i pussyed out for a while
but then we actually had a...
andypettittesbitch:
hockeykissesarehelmetbumps replied to your post: Sometimes I see things you guys say about me and…
omg i thought this said “an unemployed lobster” and i was going ot say “THE BEST LOBSTER I KNOW
lmfao
no clearly this is the best lobster you, i, or anyone knows
#1 yankee lobster
real life sucks
talk to friends on the internet to feel better
annie-banks:
oh hot damn, this was totally my...
vintageretrolife:
you guise baseball is on its way back.
just in time for valentine’s day.
guise.
it’s like it was
written in the stars
a millon miles away
a message to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
acciotebow:
i wonder what russell martin tastes like
received this ticket today at work:
“Yea hi i was wondering what i should do my girlfriend just came over and i had the game running she deleted my char so she would get me to play swtor”
Doug Kyed: TEAL Death Do Us Part: IV →
dougkyed:
Good news guys, we’ve finally entered the 90s, aka the golden age of teal jerseys. Last entry I concentrated on the California Golden Seals, so it only makes sense to follow up with the next teal colored bay area hockey team (I totally meant to order them this way! I totally knew the…